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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

B-Dubs

Buffalo Wild Wings Grill and Bar
2100 Snelling Ave N # 80
St Paul, MN 55113
Let's first look past the fact that this place is named after itty bitty little birdie body parts, intended to be eaten by the truckload.

And once we're over that, let's look past the 6 dozen gigantic televisions at absolutely any angle, so that no matter where you sit, you're guaranteed a bee-line distraction from your friends.
And once we're over that, let's TRY to order some food.
I struggled... and searched.... and eventually ordered a simple cheeseburger.
And... the final verdict? Is there hope for this good ol' American bar and grill to serve me a good ol' American burger? There was hope. And it fizzled quickly as I dissected the Not-a-Cheeseburger-At-All grey lump that was presented to me. The burger was bad. Skinny, processed, bun-heavy, and had no cheese. I mean, c'mon. I order the most barebones (ick) thing on the entire menu, called a CHEESEburger, and had to fight for my (eventual) half-melted cheese with more than one server.

Would we have had better service with a few beers in our gullets, or would we just have cared that much less that everything about this place sucks? I think it would take quite a few. And I think that's their evil plan. Sell enough cheap beer for not cheap, and no one will notice how horrible everything about this place really is. And based on the popularity of this place, their beer potion brainwash is working. Ick ick ick.